Of men and women….

A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
The woman looked puzzled. “Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked.
“Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere”

How are men and parking spaces alike?
The good ones are always taken and the free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.